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The LSTC
(The Linnean Space-Time Conveyor (Da Plantz; das phyta - Nicht vahr?)
Kingdoms  [Shrink-back-down]

[Archaebacteria]

[Eubacteria]

[Fungi] (mushrooms anyone?)
    Division:  [Zygomycota]
               [Ascomycota]
               [Basidiomycota]
                Class: [Hymenomycetes]
                       [Gasteromycetes]
                       [Terliomycetes]

[Protista]
    Division:  [Oomycota]
               [Chytridiomycota]
               [Acrasiomycota]
               [Mysomycota]
               [Chysophyta] Autotrophs: Aalgae & Diatoms               
               Class:  [Chrysophyceae (golden algae)
                       [Xanthophyceae (yellow-green algae)
                       [Acillariaophyceae] (diatoms!)
               [Pyrrhophyta]
               [Euglenophyta] (yeahh! It's the Euglena!)
               [Rhodophyta] 
               [Phaeophyta]
               [Chlorophyta]  Green Algae
               Class:  [Charophyceae] 
                       [Ulvophyceae]
                       [Chlorophyceae] Number 3: Volvox. Volllvox. Number 3....

[Plantae] (factory floor)
    Division:  [Hepatophyta] Liverworts (byrophytes next 3 exits)
               [Anthocerophyta] Hornworts
               [Bryophyta] Mosses
               [Psilotophyta]
               [Lycophyta]
               [Sphenophyta] Horsetails
               [Pterophyta] Ferns
               [Coniferophyta] Behold the mighty Pine!
               [Cycadophyta] 
               [Ginkophyta] (ginko for health!)
               [Gnetophyta] 
               [Anthophyta] (and there were flowers)
               Class: [Monocotyledones] || Threes...
                      [Dicotylednes] \|/ Fours, fives,...